(people shouting in distance) geology isn't a real science! (paintball guns popping) (popping ceases) damn those sons of bitches! let's get 'em! eat paint! (yelling) if there's ever a church of sheldon, this will be when it started. (paintball guns popping) ow! i'd like to propose a toast to the man whose noble sacrifice inspired our victory: captain sheldon cooper. hear, hear. hear, hear. excuse me. it's major sheldon cooper. with my last breath, i awarded myself a battlefield promotion. it's kind of a big deal. (knocking) hi. you guys have a minute? uh, yeah, sure. okay. um... (clears throat) well, i already talked to raj, but i wanted to apologize to the rest of you for, you know, everything. please, penny, let me. (clears throat) we've decided to let our crazy, wonderful night together be just one of those memories you have and can call to mind when you're feeling blue or you're in the shower. hey, what you doing, quick draw? sorry. go on. (clears throat) anyways, i wanted you guys all to know that i've been taking a really hard look at th